I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Randomize