i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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