Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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