Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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