Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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