Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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