it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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