So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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