At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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