So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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