Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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