Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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