So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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