I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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