Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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