We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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