Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
All the doctor said was why
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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