i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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