Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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