You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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