is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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