what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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