I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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