Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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