did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
