we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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