I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Randomize