Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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