sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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