Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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