i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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