Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Randomize
