I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Randomize
