Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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