Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
