You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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