So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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