Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
