The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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