How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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