i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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