I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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