Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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