well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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