He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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