I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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