Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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