So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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