thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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