3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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