Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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