jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
why is half of my head shaved?
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