the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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