absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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