normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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