i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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