Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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